DGA President
James Drake – Index (14.6)
“Our fearless leader.” “The backbone of the DGA.” “Travis Kelce’s less-talented twin brother.” “Dave Portnoy wants to be him.” “That’s the third time this year he’s tee’d off with breakfast burrito in his beard.”
These are all direct quotes said about James by paid DGA Members.
Charismatic, confident, and humble, a Saturday with the boys never fails to bring out this bunker hunter’s inner degenerate.
When James golfs, he mows more grass than a landscaper, but he can rally the troops with the best of them, and that is why he’s our President.
Director of Operations & Development
Dan Dedoshka – Index (2.5)
2023 DGA CHAMPION
Carl Spackler, but with 30% more cognitive ability. When he says
he wants to “live on a golf course” he means literally. Actively looking
for investors to fund research into fairway grass that produces THC. He’s
every DGA members first point of contact and the manager of our website,
which is why things rarely get done on time.
FOUNDER & Membership Director
Nick Chimenti – Index (16.0)
2021 DGA CHAMPION
When it comes to the current Index of our 2021 DGA Champion,
we’re as skeptical as you are. Nevertheless, this sly devil
routinely finds himself on the podium of a majority of our events.
He’s our Director of Recruitment and our Disciplinarian of Members.
If you want to get in this league and STAY in this league,
probably buy him a beer or two (per tournament).
Director of Quality Control
Lee Clothier – Index (3.7)
Our certified DGA Professional. If you want to hear what a golf shot
is supposed to sound like, stand near Lee on the driving range.
He pounds drives, he flushes irons, and he’s the liaison of the leaderboard.
The best part about Lee is we know we can trust him to safeguard the
integrity of our league. Come on, a pro with access to the leaderboard
that still hasn’t won a DGA Championship? That’s our guy!
Chief Technology Officer
Gilly Serrato – Index (6.7)
Proud landscaper both on and off the course. One of those nerds that
knows how to code, therefore Gilly is tasked with fixing all of our tech
when it gets the yips. A lefty with the shot trajectory of a low laser,
you can always expect a tough match against him no matter the weather.
Chief Financial Officer
Taylor Congdon – Index (8.2)
“Money guy.”
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